Monday, September 26, 2005

Well, if you've found your way here, it means you've either clicked on the link from my blog (meaning you're OBVIOUSLY interested to know bout me *wink*), accidentally surfed your way here or just ... have too much time to kill.

Whatever. To each his own reasons. A BIG welcome nevertheless. Come in, come in. Make yourselves at home.

Now, the purpose of this page is simple. It's a place where I throw bits and pieces of random facts and lil knick knacks bout myself. For archiving purposes. So that when I look back through time, this would be something of a time capsule of what makes Yu Jian tick, what turns him off and what he's made off ... aged 23. So here goes.

P.S. - Someday when I'm famous, the first webmaster who wants to collect information to make an online fanclub of ME would thank me for making his life easy. :D

Enjoy!

* Addicted to nasi kandar and spicy hot curries

* Loves telling and listening to jokes.

* Doesn't really like Bob Marley but LOVE Redemption Song

* Can get quite naggy and preachy in things I strongly believe in

* Has an unusual fetish for lime / lemon smelling things - from dishwashing liquids, EDTs, shampoo, body shampoo, chewing gum to seasoning in food ...

* Thinks that metrosexuals are gays-in-probation

* Hates people who need excessive material possessions / gadgets to show social status.

* Thinks that 80% of rich people are spoilt, selfish bastards who do not give two fucks about the lower income group. They should be impaled to burning rods

* Food lover. I live to EAT, as opposed to eating merely to live, and will salivate when people talk about Japanese food, pizzas, pastas, roast meats of any kind, barbeques, fried chicken and buffets generally ... damn I'm hungry

* Loves the beach

* Absolutely HATE and TERRIFIED of all things soy-related (EXCEPT soya sauce). Give me a whiff or taste of beancurd, tau hu, tau kua, tau pok, tau chui, tau joo and ANYTHING else that tastes like that ... and I'll decorate your shirt with my puke

* Robbie Williams is my stage idol, Eminem is pure lyrical genius & Jason Mraz is so fuckin' laidback cool.

* Can't read in moving vehicles and gets airsick easily

* Loves all that is related to the Italian-American mafia culture ... you capice, paisan?

* Doesn't know anything about cars / planes / ships for shit. Not a fan of machines. But loves driving like I'm in Daytona

* Loves my downbeat, rotten, white 1.3 Iswara Aeroback that is more suitable for the junkyard

* Is an avid football fan. Supported Chelsea FC since 1996 when they were shit but thinking of changing teams due to the increasing number of cock-sucking glory hunters suddenly supporting the Blues

* Has torn anterior cruciate ligaments in BOTH knees playing football - at different times. Operated on right knee (2004) but left still is ligament-less!

* A fan of anything occult, mysterious or spooky. Ju-On rocks.

* An optimist. However shitty the situation, I'm a firm believer in the notion of 'it could be much worse...'

* Believes in ONE God but doesn't believe in the variety of ways and interpretations people give to him. In short, NOT Atheist BUT HATE ALL Religion

* Exceptionally confident in talking and linguistic abilities. Loves the spotlight and gets more psyched up and energised with bigger crowds

* Loves a good story. Whether it's a book, movie, video game or comic ... if it's got a gripping plot, suspense and a twist, I'm hooked.

* Slight bi-polar disorder. A strong idealist with burning dreams at heart but a lazy realist when it comes to actually doing it

* Likes bright coloured T-shirt tops with funny words / Brit street look in mostly chilli red, mandarin orange, Irish green, yellow ... or pitch black.

* Is a fan of dyed hair

* Scents on girls is a MAJOR turn-on / off factor

* AM NOT a paedophille though I prefer my girls CUTE rather than BEAUTIFUL by conventional supermodel-beauty pageantish standards.

* Doesn't give in to tantrums / psychological games / nonsense women constantly test men with. Am a believer that women ARE the smarter sex and that men should NOT give in to mind games that they're experts at

* Loves taking hot showers

* Hates people who wear fur / abuse animals. I'm 101% an animal lover. Even spiders and snakes and cockroaches.

* Has a slight phobia of animals with beaks though. Thinks birds are evil.

* Loves shopping, going to movies and crowded places a lot.